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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #200 on: 05/21/13 06:08PM »
The wifes at a girl scout dinner, Ima hit her up right in the middle of it. Curious how this is gonna go cuz Im due!!! :31: (AWESOME THREAD!) :29:

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #201 on: 05/21/13 10:40PM »
lol you guys are crazy

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #202 on: 05/21/13 10:42PM »
I have put a few out there, with way more to come. A few responses and a few floaters. I'll post my final results on Friday when I'm back at work. Lets see what I can manage with 2 days off. Hahaha.

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #203 on: 05/22/13 12:15AM »
Hahaha I've only got one reply so far but its a good one! This thread is the shit!

Me: WYGLMTT
Her: uhhh what? hahah
Me: When you gunna let me tap that!
Her: Omg I totally thought thats what it was too but I wasnt sure haha
Me: soo tomorrow morning?
Her: text me in the morning when you wake up!

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so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #204 on: 05/22/13 07:48AM »
I really enjoy this topic! Just sent some messages out.
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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #205 on: 05/22/13 09:28AM »
me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Ready anytime
me: so how about friday night?
her: sure. make a party of it? I'll invite a few more people. Wouldn't want you trying to finish it off by yourself
me: I can handle it
her: It would LITERALLY kill you
me: I'm a big boy, I can handle it
her: hahaha over estimate much?
me: what? get the f--- out. you've seen me naked, you know I can handle it
her: yeah so????
long pause
her: we're talking about the keg right?


FYI...She just put a kegerator in her bar
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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #206 on: 05/22/13 09:38AM »
Well second one didnt go so well. Had her bf call me n ask wtf?!? Lol done wit this thread
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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #207 on: 05/22/13 09:43AM »
me: so what are you gonna let me tap that?
her: funny. asshole
me: ANAL? YEEESSSSS please!
her: OMG shut up
me: so? saturday then?
her: not this or any other saturday
me: well I'm busy sunday so it will have to be monday night. I'll be there at 7
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
me: I'm not hearing a 'no'
her: No no no no no no no no no no no
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me: send me a pic of your boobs?
her: no. drop it

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #208 on: 05/22/13 10:03AM »
this is fun
lol
luckily my friends are used to be doing stupid stuff like this

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol when are you gonna be single?
me: ummm...i've been single for over a year now sweetie. Keep up
her: really? you and laura broke up?
me: yup. April. LAST year.
her: why didn't I know that?
me: cause you're blonde?
her: im a tard. Maybe if I was in the states more often
me: because the whole looking for a new place to live conversations over the last year weren't clear enough
her: I thought you meant for the both of you, didn't realize it was just you
me: so when ya gonna let me tap it?
her: hmmmm
her: show me. I want a pic

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #209 on: 05/22/13 10:03AM »
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
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so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #210 on: 05/22/13 10:30AM »
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.


If ur not blood related its only frowned upon lol

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #211 on: 05/23/13 08:32AM »
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.


If ur not blood related its only frowned upon lol

well she did date my best friend for almost 10 years

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #212 on: 05/23/13 08:40AM »
ME: WYGLMTT
HER: YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
ME: WHAT KIND OF WORK? WANT ME TO LAY SOME PIPE?
HER:I WANT TO BE WINED AND DINED- AND BY THAT I MEAN I WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS AND ORDER SOME PIZZA

GOTTA LOVE THE WIFE!
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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #213 on: 05/23/13 08:45AM »
ME: WYGLMTT
HER: YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
ME: WHAT KIND OF WORK? WANT ME TO LAY SOME PIPE?
HER:I WANT TO BE WINED AND DINED- AND BY THAT I MEAN I WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS AND ORDER SOME PIZZA

GOTTA LOVE THE WIFE!

It doesn't count if it's a wife or girlfriend.  That's like gambling with candy instead of real money.

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #214 on: 05/23/13 10:23AM »
me: so what are you gonna let me tap that?
her: funny. asshole
me: ANAL? YEEESSSSS please!
her: OMG shut up
me: so? saturday then?
her: not this or any other saturday
me: well I'm busy sunday so it will have to be monday night. I'll be there at 7
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
me: I'm not hearing a 'no'
her: No no no no no no no no no no no
pause
me: send me a pic of your boobs?
her: no. drop it

You've got some funny ass friends! I love it. The keg one is great!!!

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #215 on: 05/23/13 11:56AM »
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: how about after I'm dead?  lol
me: amend your will. Mississippi doesn't have any laws forbidding necrophilia and the US doesn't have any either, it's all state codes.
her: really? I thought there would be a national law like against murder, kidnapping and that stuff
me: actually those are all state laws as well. The only things that are federally criminal are things that pertain specifically to the federal govt like tax evasion and treason
her: is that why in some states people get harsher punishments than others?
me: yup
her: i always wondered...oh and by the way wtf is up with that? I'd be cold, dry and lifeless. I'd just lay there. Besides, ewwwww gross.
me: that would be different how? you probably just lay there cold, dry and lifeless on a regular basis.
her: shut up! I do not
me: prove it
her: just ask Renee then. Geezus
me: what if the doc shot you up with Novocaine so you didn't feel it?
her: lmmfao that would be the only way while I'm alive
me: since I don't want you to die anytime soon and since you'll probably all wrinkly and not hot anymore when you're old and die that's the only option. Well unless you're paralized from the waist down which I hope doesn't happen. Let me google it and see if I can find a dr. who didn't take his hippocratic oath too seriously
her: lol dead from the waist down is the only way way a dick is ever going in me
me: you would so totally do me if you were straight
her: or if you were a girl. get a sex change and it's on baby. It'll be fun. We'll get married and burn it sacrificially at the wedding
me: ok let me make an appointment and get my dick cut off so I can have sex with lesbians - said no guy ever

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #216 on: 05/23/13 11:59AM »
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me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: how about after I'm dead?  lol
me: amend your will. Mississippi doesn't have any laws forbidding necrophilia and the US doesn't have any either, it's all state codes.
her: really? I thought there would be a national law like against murder, kidnapping and that stuff
me: actually those are all state laws as well. The only things that are federally criminal are things that pertain specifically to the federal govt like tax evasion and treason
her: is that why in some states people get harsher punishments than others?
me: yup
her: i always wondered...oh and by the way wtf is up with that? I'd be cold, dry and lifeless. I'd just lay there. Besides, ewwwww gross.
me: that would be different how? you probably just lay there cold, dry and lifeless on a regular basis.
her: shut up! I do not
me: prove it
her: just ask Renee then. Geezus
me: what if the doc shot you up with Novocaine so you didn't feel it?
her: lmmfao that would be the only way while I'm alive
me: since I don't want you to die anytime soon and since you'll probably all wrinkly and not hot anymore when you're old and die that's the only option. Well unless you're paralized from the waist down which I hope doesn't happen. Let me google it and see if I can find a dr. who didn't take his hippocratic oath too seriously
her: lol dead from the waist down is the only way way a dick is ever going in me
me: you would so totally do me if you were straight
her: or if you were a girl. get a sex change and it's on baby. It'll be fun. We'll get married and burn it sacrificially at the wedding
me: ok let me make an appointment and get my dick cut off so I can have sex with lesbians - said no guy ever

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #217 on: 05/24/13 08:23AM »
Sent to one of my boys to get a laugh.

One girl i wrote got really upset and was insulted. lol. i was like its a Fing joke relax. but if you said yes id be about it. hahaha

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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #218 on: 05/30/13 12:37PM »
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Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
« Reply #219 on: 05/30/13 07:58PM »
ROFL - told a friend to try it out! I'm the Internet guy he is referring to! HAHAHAHA

 

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