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ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« on: 09/21/07 11:24AM »
ASIAN INVASIAN requirements


I want to join tthe Asian Invasian, but I can't find the application or know the requirements, help!
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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #1 on: 09/21/07 11:53AM »
you must be asian I guess.  I dont think there'd be other requirements to invade!


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #2 on: 09/21/07 12:04PM »
1.  Be Asian
2.  Like to consume alcohlic beverages
3.  Like to ride

We will evaluate any prospective members by allotting a one week probationary period to review your eligiblity based on these criteria:

1.  Riding Skills
2.  Ability to Handle Your Alcohol
3.  Drinking and Riding
4.  Riding and Drinking
5.  Picking up members of the opposite sex

Once your application has been approved, we will begin an extensive hazing process.


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #3 on: 09/21/07 12:10PM »
1.  Riding Skills
Dont you meet lack of riding/driving/parking skills?


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #4 on: 09/21/07 12:33PM »
1.  Riding Skills
Dont you meet lack of riding/driving/parking skills?

Shai,  this exactly the reason why your application was rejected.

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #5 on: 09/21/07 12:34PM »
that and the whole asian thing....bagels like us will never be a part of their invasion, we're not asian and we drive waayyy too well.
mac

life is supposed to be fun...don't screw away the one good grace that...um...we uh...damnit lost my train of thought in a pint o' beer...wtf?!

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« Reply #6 on: 09/21/07 12:36PM »
that and the whole asian thing....bagels like us will never be a part of their invasion, we're not asian and we drive waayyy too well.

Um yeah you drive well, but we ride well!

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #7 on: 09/21/07 12:41PM »
ok, glad to know there is no eggroll initiation.

1.  Riding Skills - I ride great
2.  Ability to Handle Your Alcohol - I drink a lot
3.  Drinking and Riding - i don'y do that, but i'll drink coffee or monster
4.  Riding and Drinking - okay i can do that
5.  Picking up members of the opposite sex - jyst check out all the pics, i'm always with a new man

Am I in?

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #8 on: 09/21/07 12:48PM »

Am I in?


that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 
mac

life is supposed to be fun...don't screw away the one good grace that...um...we uh...damnit lost my train of thought in a pint o' beer...wtf?!

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #9 on: 09/21/07 12:50PM »
wOw that's a lot of requirements to get in pOOp.lolz
i guess being asian isn't everything ..hhaha


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #10 on: 09/21/07 12:50PM »
ok, glad to know there is no eggroll initiation.

1.  Riding Skills - I ride great
2.  Ability to Handle Your Alcohol - I drink a lot
3.  Drinking and Riding - i don'y do that, but i'll drink coffee or monster
4.  Riding and Drinking - okay i can do that
5.  Picking up members of the opposite sex - jyst check out all the pics, i'm always with a new man

Am I in?


Brenda,

FYI The eggroll is part of the hazing process.

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #11 on: 09/21/07 12:50PM »
LMAO


Am I in?


that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #12 on: 09/21/07 12:54PM »
Do I have to be awake for that?
do i get my own ocmoto asian invasian boyfriend that I can roll with too?
Do I have to learn how to gamble?
Is OCRepsol availabe for my bf?



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« Reply #13 on: 09/21/07 01:02PM »
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Am I in?


that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 


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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #14 on: 09/21/07 01:05PM »
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Am I in?


that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 


mac

life is supposed to be fun...don't screw away the one good grace that...um...we uh...damnit lost my train of thought in a pint o' beer...wtf?!

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« Reply #15 on: 09/21/07 01:07PM »

Am I in?


that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 

Hahaha

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« Reply #16 on: 09/21/07 01:11PM »

Am I in?



that's the same question the asian invasion members have to ask the girls all the time. 

Yeah I think I asked your girl that the other night...hahahahahah j/p
« Last Edit: 09/21/07 01:13PM by outtadaloop »

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Re: ASIAN INVASIAN requirements - Yays & Nays
« Reply #17 on: 09/21/07 01:12PM »
can i join? and no im not asian.... (come on smart ass comment award...)   

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« Reply #18 on: 09/21/07 01:13PM »

Do I have to be awake for that? No
do i get my own ocmoto asian invasian boyfriend that I can roll with too? After a few Eggroll's
Do I have to learn how to gamble? Yes
Is OCRepsol availabe for my bf? After a few more Eggrolls..

LOL




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« Reply #19 on: 09/21/07 01:33PM »
I come back from lunch and I see this thread... hahaa

 

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