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A new high for riding idiocracy
« on: 05/08/17 07:24PM »
I thought drivers in Las Vegas were bad. Never thought about the riders much till I saw this...

So, left Las Vegas Speedway after an event, getting on I-15 in a truck/trailer. As I get up to speed, I came upon this scene, traveling at about 15 mph in the right of two lanes. Both ragged-out sport bikes. Biker 1 has his flashers on. Bike 2 is apparently dead, with biker 2 reaching out and holding on to the back of bike 1, being pulled along. As can be imagined he's wobbling quite a bit. I'm waiting for him to fall over.

As I'm slowing down I'm trying to figure out what the heck I'm looking at. I put my flashers on and stayed behind them, figuring they're trying to limp a bike that just died off of the highway, and figured this was more exciting than pushing it or calling someone for help.

As they got to the next exit, I figured I'd follow them off and see if I could help. They didn't get off at the exit. They passed it and kept going. Being a Sunday evening traffic was light, but, there were other cars whizzing by in the left lane. It soon became evident that these guys were pretty much just morons. Not much you can do to fix stupid, and I had somewhere to be, so I went around them and moved on after a while.
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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #1 on: 05/08/17 10:37PM »
Ahh...yah..i got nuthin. Ridin it like they stole it but no key?
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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #2 on: 05/09/17 09:04AM »
I suspect there is a whole life full of bad decisions that led up to that moment they ended up stalled out on the freeway...
« Last Edit: 05/09/17 09:14AM by Throttle Chopper »
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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #3 on: 05/09/17 09:47AM »
Wow, that's some high-quality derp. I would have called CHP.

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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #4 on: 05/09/17 12:47PM »
The whole thing sort of said "don't get involved" to me. Rolling down the road and thinking about it, I wondered if I should have called Nevada HP. There was a lot of highway construction in the area, and there were twinkling blue and red lights here and there along the highway, so I figured one of them would have seen that mess at some point.
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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #5 on: 05/09/17 12:49PM »
hell naw

been there...tried to help that...wasn't worth it

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Re: A new high for riding idiocracy
« Reply #6 on: 05/12/17 12:48PM »
I suspect there is a whole life full of bad decisions that led up to that moment they ended up stalled out on the freeway...

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