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Title: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: victorSCP on 08/06/09 12:40PM
Got this from another forum. Hilarious. (source: http://www.ls1gto.com/forums/showthread.php?t=326926 )

Text a girl in your contacts and post the results.

i texted the gf.... still no response  :34:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: SmokEy87 on 08/06/09 12:53PM
hahaha! ill try this later on to see whats up! lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: victorSCP on 08/06/09 01:08PM
hopefully you get farther then me haha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stavesacre on 08/06/09 01:18PM
Waiting for responce....

Me. HGWYGLMTT
Her. You are funny.
Me. I could wear a clown nose and shoes...
Her. Woohoo!
ME. Is that for the clown shoes or the Nose?
Her. No, This is for the clown nose and shoes...Yer Nuts.
Me. I know the clown nose fits, but I never tried on my nuts before.
Her. Oh my goodness.

 :24:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ℒexanidubs09 on 08/06/09 01:19PM
Sending it out to all girls in my contacts later.  lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Black Mamba on 08/06/09 01:24PM
Oh boy........
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: TACRA on 08/06/09 01:25PM
Freaking hilarious HA HA HA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ℒexanidubs09 on 08/06/09 01:56PM
Here's my first one...


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/lexanidubs09/letmetapdat2.jpg)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: bumble bee on 08/06/09 02:06PM
Here's my first one...


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/lexanidubs09/letmetapdat2.jpg)

I cant see shit (because of work)!  type it out!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Carpe Diem on 08/06/09 02:07PM
that is hilarious!!!   :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: luciano136 on 08/06/09 02:12PM

Curious about results LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: RickRacer on 08/06/09 02:13PM
WARNING!  WARNING!


If you go to that website in the first post, be prepared to spend a lot of time there   ;D  

After page 3 I realized I should probably get back to work before it's time to go home.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ℒexanidubs09 on 08/06/09 02:18PM
Here's my first one...


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/lexanidubs09/letmetapdat2.jpg)

I cant see shit (because of work)!  type it out!

ME: "yo girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?"
HER: "lol what the F**k?"
Me: "let me get at dat"
Her: "haha shut your mouth"
Me: "only if you do dirty things to me"
Her: "lol wow"
Me: "I think your into it"

no response.... lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: the BeACH CRUiSER on 08/06/09 02:22PM
ME:Yo girl when you gonna let me tap that? LOL
HER:Lmfao u cnt afford to tap this !
ME: how much you charge? lol

no response..
 :32: :32: :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FreeDaze on 08/06/09 02:26PM
lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stavesacre on 08/06/09 02:26PM
Wife...

Me. HGWYGTLMTT?
Her. Anytime, u know how I like it!
Me. Ahh you the best luv, I'll be home by 5:00.

WIN!


WARNING!  WARNING!


If you go to that website in the first post, be prepared to spend a lot of time there   ;D  

After page 3 I realized I should probably get back to work before it's time to go home.

Same here....
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FreeDaze on 08/06/09 02:28PM
WARNING!  WARNING!


If you go to that website in the first post, be prepared to spend a lot of time there   ;D  

After page 3 I realized I should probably get back to work before it's time to go home.

Got to page 10, realized my boss was staring at me probably wonder why I'm just staring at my monitor for so long lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ken on 08/06/09 02:35PM
Classic lol!  We'll see how this goes haha.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bad Influence on 08/06/09 02:52PM
WARNING!  WARNING!


If you go to that website in the first post, be prepared to spend a lot of time there   ;D  

After page 3 I realized I should probably get back to work before it's time to go home.

page7.. and counting
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: RickRacer on 08/06/09 03:32PM
Was thinking some of the OCM ladies should do the same thing to some guys, but then realized the response would probably always be the same..............
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stavesacre on 08/06/09 03:46PM
So why aren't you guys TEXTING yet???? Come on! Are you just trying to get post counts by chimming in? Oh damn theres one more for me.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: bumble bee on 08/06/09 04:00PM
me:SWRUGLMTT?
her: Tomorrow if you're nice to me
me: ***** style?
her: only if you buy me something
me: like what?
her: something big and pretty
me: a big mac
her: sounds like you've lost your chance

 :4:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: juice on 08/06/09 04:18PM
tryed it waiting on a reply  :2:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Oddball.lyn on 08/06/09 04:22PM
me:SWRUGLMTT?
her: Tomorrow if you're nice to me
me: ***** style?
her: only if you buy me something
me: like what?
her: something big and pretty
me: a big mac
her: sounds like you've lost your chance

 :4:

Carlos that was classic, you should have said happy meal it comes with shiny objects.  Hahahaha...
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: GoDzILLaH on 08/06/09 04:28PM
LOL, Awesome thread.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Don on 08/06/09 04:42PM
Too funny, let the games begin.  LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ghost of Chimster on 08/06/09 05:04PM
My wife doesn't text...and sending it to any other ladies will get me into some SERIOUS trouble...cuz you KNOW they would all say YES if they could!

Everyone wants a piece of the Chimster....LOL!!!








....I crack myself up!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Endlศษsss on 08/06/09 05:11PM
me: sup when r u gonna let me tap that?
her: Lmao! ur a dork! hahhaha Fobilicious u kno idnt do asian fooz
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: triplestack3 on 08/06/09 05:19PM
nobody is texting me back

i guess nobody likes me LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Don on 08/06/09 05:21PM
Me: YG,WYGLMTT?
Her: WTF?....U can tap? lol
Me: So, that's a yes?
Her: Tap yourself, baby. You will last longer
Me: lol, such a tease. You might be surprised how long I can last.
Her: If u put my name on that thread, I will personally end ur tapping days, lol!

Still not a no  :27:   (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/BBS/images/smiles/roll2smilie.gif)

 
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: bumble bee on 08/06/09 05:24PM
Me: YG,WYGLMTT?
Her: WTF?....U can tap? lol
Me: So, that's a yes?
Her: Tap yourself, baby. You will last longer
Me: lol, such a tease. You might be surprised how long I can last.
Her: If u put my name on that thread, I will personally end ur tapping days, lol!

Still not a no  :27:   (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/BBS/images/smiles/roll2smilie.gif)

 

:27:  you're the man!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ghost of Chimster on 08/06/09 05:42PM
Me: YG,WYGLMTT?
Her: WTF?....U can tap? lol
Me: So, that's a yes?
Her: Tap yourself, baby. You will last longer
Me: lol, such a tease. You might be surprised how long I can last.
Her: If u put my name on that thread, I will personally end ur tapping days, lol!

Still not a no  :27:   (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/BBS/images/smiles/roll2smilie.gif)

 

What happens if someone ELSE puts her name on "that thread"  ...  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Dee-May on 08/06/09 05:52PM
Oh man, I HAD to jump on this!   >:D >:D >:D

Me:  Yo foo, when you gonna let me tap that?  ;)
Him: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Me:  Well?
Him: Saturday?!!  Hahahahaahaha

Damn, that was quick! I guess I have a date on Saturday now!  Ahahahahahahha! 
:32: :19: :32:


Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: victorSCP on 08/06/09 05:54PM
me: hey beautiful when you gonna let me tap that?
her: sorry babe i took more theraflu and it knocked me out for a little
me: thats ok hun....well?
her: well what?
me: when you gonna let me tap it?
her: lol whenever you want hunny
me: im on my way...
her: sorry hun.. the other victor in my life is here
me: =***(
her: sorry babe

i dunno if its a win or not haha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: nfamousdevil on 08/06/09 05:58PM
hahahhaa.  y'all got my girl looking at me like i'm crazy.  hilarious.......
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: luciano136 on 08/06/09 06:03PM

Oh man, I know just the person to send this too but her husband is the very jealous type.  I'm afraid to get my *ss kicked LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Don on 08/06/09 06:04PM
Me: YG,WYGLMTT?
Her: WTF?....U can tap? lol
Me: So, that's a yes?
Her: Tap yourself, baby. You will last longer
Me: lol, such a tease. You might be surprised how long I can last.
Her: If u put my name on that thread, I will personally end ur tapping days, lol!

Still not a no  :27:   (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/BBS/images/smiles/roll2smilie.gif)

 

:27:  you're the man!

Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Quickie ツ on 08/06/09 06:12PM
Classic lol!  We'll see how this goes haha.
Remember to text the girls without boyfriends :P HAHAHA



Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Maybe you'd have better luck if you kept it outside of the "family"
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: victorSCP on 08/06/09 06:23PM
kinda scared to text other girls... the gf is a fiesty little latina lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/06/09 06:27PM
we got a room today but she went home to get some stuff. so i txtd her.

me: so when u gunna let me tap that?
her: do u mean tap that some more?
me: yea this time u can bring a friend.
her: no ur mine only mine.
me: well maybe i can call u someone else's name. but we r gunna have to cover ur face and turn off the lights
her: maybe...
me: sweet, maybe u can where jasmine's ( bff ) clothes.
her: not funny.

fail. i guess no more for today.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: !Mid Cities! on 08/06/09 06:32PM
 :6:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/06/09 06:43PM
damn. i jst read all 13 pgs.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: triplestack3 on 08/06/09 07:06PM
yep she's blonde as could be


……………………………………………………………………6:58 PM:
so when can i tap that?
……………………………………………………………………6:59 PM:
lol tap what/
……………………………………………………………………6:59 PM:
when do i get to tap that?
……………………………………………………………………7:00 PM:
what are you tapping?
lol
……………………………………………………………………7:00 PM:
what do you think?
……………………………………………………………………7:01 PM:
hahah
not sure....could you explain
……………………………………………………………………7:01 PM:
so are you gonna let me or not?
……………………………………………………………………7:01 PM:
this ain't oliver.....you dont talk like this
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: CaseyMcC on 08/06/09 07:11PM
Me: Hey girl, when you goinna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: You heard me.
Her: This is coming from the guy that waited til my wedding day to kiss me in frnt of my new husband!
Me: Hehe, so I'm pretty sure there's beer in hell, Tucker max said so!
Her: Who the F**k is Tucker Max?
Me: Don't read into it- So what's the answer?

No response......
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: RIDNRED on 08/06/09 07:46PM
this is funny ish ... lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: khoachino on 08/06/09 08:36PM
to the ex:

Me: Yo when you gonna let me tap that
Her: Huh? tap what. did you text the wrong person
Me: No,  you....when you gonna let me
Her: Hey, I know this. you're kinda slow with these things...
Me: well i dont spend half of my day on the comp to know these fast...


I guess i am busted!! you people are ahead of me
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Don on 08/06/09 08:41PM


Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Maybe you'd have better luck if you kept it outside of the "family"


Not really trying to 'get lucky', but going for the laughs.  No offense to any of the girls I texted, was just playing.  All you ladies  :27:!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Herro Kitty ツ on 08/06/09 08:46PM


Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Maybe you'd have better luck if you kept it outside of the "family"


Not really trying to 'get lucky', but going for the laughs.  No offense to any of the girls I texted, was just playing.  All you ladies  :27:!

lol how come i did not get a text!!!   

with women you never win! LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sosteezy on 08/06/09 08:57PM
i didnt get a text either
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Don on 08/06/09 09:00PM


Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Maybe you'd have better luck if you kept it outside of the "family"


Not really trying to 'get lucky', but going for the laughs.  No offense to any of the girls I texted, was just playing.  All you ladies  :27:!

lol how come i did not get a text!!!  

with women you never win! LOL


I knew I was already seeing you later!  :32: :24:  J/K'ing Adi, we were at the gym the whole time!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Herro Kitty ツ on 08/06/09 09:01PM


Officially a no.   :'(

Still no response from other girls texted, so still hopeful.  :P
Maybe you'd have better luck if you kept it outside of the "family"


Not really trying to 'get lucky', but going for the laughs.  No offense to any of the girls I texted, was just playing.  All you ladies  :27:!

lol how come i did not get a text!!!  

with women you never win! LOL


I knew I was already seeing you later!  :32: :24:


lol DOOD you are making me sound easy!!!! HAHAAAA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sosteezy on 08/06/09 09:44PM
me: yo when you gonna let me tap that?
her: wth
me: so?
her: never
me: awww why not
her: hi
me: dont change the subject!

i got shot down
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: icruz90620 on 08/06/09 09:49PM
I got the answer last night HAHAHA! :3:

Me: SWYGLMTT
Her: WTF what the hell is wrong with u, aren't u happy with just being friends?
Me: Hell No! U know we can't really be just friends?
Her: you f**ken retard if this ruins our friendship.....
Me: Nah, Hell no it won't
Her: I'll think about it


Took her an hour and we met up last night in HB Knockin Boots HAHAHAHA! :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: tehrawr on 08/06/09 09:50PM
i guess this only works if you drive a gto in the midwest, must be some sort of p magnet out there? :26:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sosteezy on 08/06/09 09:53PM
one more try...

me: yo when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol
her: he's so not that into u
her: lol when the sun falls to the ground
me: ouch thats harsh
her: lol

damnit i give up
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: gettin_jiggy on 08/06/09 10:40PM
how can this not be working?  it seems to have all the ingredients of success written all over it.  they have a name for those kinds of dreams guys.

maybe it doesn't work for just any ol' tool in the crowd.  maybe ya gotta have a little game goin' on in the first place.

or maybe it should come with a warning to just do it after 1:00 or 2:00 am so that when she questions you the fall back can be you were drunk texting and are terribly sorry.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Dee-May on 08/06/09 10:56PM
Oh man, I HAD to jump on this!   >:D >:D >:D

Me:  Yo foo, when you gonna let me tap that?  ;)
Him: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Me:  Well?
Him: Saturday?!!  Hahahahaahaha

Damn, that was quick! I guess I have a date on Saturday now!  Ahahahahahahha! 
:32: :19: :32:





I didn't tell you guys that I texted him back after a few minutes...didn't want him to think I was serious!  Geeeez!


Me:  Hehehe, thanks for playing!
Him: JERK!!!!!!!!!!

 :32: :27:

Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: gettin_jiggy on 08/06/09 11:04PM
I didn't tell you guys that I texted him back after a few minutes...didn't want him to think I was serious!  Geeeez!

Me:  Hehehe, thanks for playing!
Him: JERK!!!!!!!!!!

 :32: :27:

oh...you can't do that to a guy   :13:

i was thinking after reading the original post...what a lucky lucky guy
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/06/09 11:18PM
omg this is f**king hilarious!!! ill be sending "so when you gonna let me tap that" to a bunch of people tomorrow and ill post up responses, its just a little late right now! hahaha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 1madmnky on 08/06/09 11:26PM
sent it to my GF...

me: SWYGLMTT
her: will you be ready for me when I get home?
me: you know it  ;)
her: ok  :)

WIN!! :1:
**I gotta get ready than reading these posts!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/06/09 11:33PM

Me:so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her:? what
Me:you know...
Her:was that supposed to be funny>?jhajha
Me:so no?
her:you're funny
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Famou$ on 08/06/09 11:38PM
Feel licks: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl w/ Father: Im seventeen..
Feel licks: *running away*

 :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Fezz on 08/06/09 11:39PM
Feel licks: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl w/ Father: Im seventeen..
Feel licks: *running away*

 :32:

was that today at friscos ?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: WAKO on 08/06/09 11:47PM
sent it to my GF...

me: SWYGLMTT
her: will you be ready for me when I get home?
me: you know it  ;)
her: ok  :)

WIN!! :1:
**I gotta get ready than reading these posts!!
lmao no  wonder u were in such a hurry
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/06/09 11:52PM
DUDE THIS IS HELL! I AM GONNA GET BEAT UP BY PEOPLE CAUSE OF THIS! Here are my texts to 9 out of 15 people who I got responses from

Brooke: What?
Me: Answer the question.
(No reply back)

Denise: Ewwww!
Denise: LOL
Me: So answer the question?
Denise: O sorry just got off the freeway! ;) I say yes
(She already knew about the game)

Tanya: WTF
Me: Answer the question?
(No reply back)

Amy: who is this
Me: Felix, well?
Amy: ummm, no

Ani: who is this
Me: Felix
Ani: Haha which felix
Me: Felix T, and?
Ani: Haha, no!

Sheila: Hahahahaha busted! Are you drunk lol
Me: No I am serious!
(No reply back)

Courtney: Lol what?
Me: Answer the question?
(No answer for 5 mins)
Courtney: I have a bf sorry
Me: So?
Courtney: Soo Yah lol who is this anyway?
Me: Haha its Felix
Courtney: Umm felix who?
Me: the one that will feel and licks you!
(No reply back after that LOL  :32: :32: :32: )

Courtney 2: Do u noe who this is? lol
Me: Of course I know who this is, so answer the question!
(No reply back after that)

Elaine: R u fluffing kidding me
Me: Nope seriously!
Elaine: Where do you live?
Me: Fullerton, sooo?
Elaine: Whats your address?
Me: Why are you coming over?
Elaine: Yeah I think I might be in the area fri or sat....
Me: Are you serious?
Elaine: Sure
(Later came to find out she was after me to get some guys to beat me up! LOL  :32: :32: :32: :32: )
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/06/09 11:53PM
Feel licks: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl w/ Father: Im seventeen..
Feel licks: *running away*

 :32:

HAHAHA ASS!! HAHAHA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: TheChad on 08/06/09 11:55PM
Sheeesh. This is now on every forum Im on.....
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/06/09 11:57PM
This one is from a die hard unmarried MORMON girl! LMAO


Me:so when you gonna let me tap that?
her:say what?
me:you know what im saying girl
her:hahaha
her:in your dreams
me:you know your cravin it baby
her:not so much
me:bummer!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: mikeK6Gsxr600 on 08/06/09 11:58PM
Ive seen this long ago...but thought it was NOT PEACHY for OC moto...

but anyhow....here is my copy and paste OF WHAT HAPPEND TO ME!!!!


ME: Can I ask you something.....
HER: What
ME: When u going to let me tap that?
HER: I'm not..you only want to kick it to get ass...and if that's what you want
your close enough to beach...go get a hocker






she spelled hocker instead of hooker. Swing an a fvcken big miss...

haha.a.a..a.a.


TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY. IM GOING TO EMAIL HER A LINK TO THIS THREAD
AND TELL HER SHE"S ON PAGE 4.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Fezz on 08/06/09 11:58PM
This one is from a die hard unmarried MORMON girl! LMAO


Me:so when you gonna let me tap that?
her:say what?
me:you know what im saying girl
her:hahaha
her:in your dreams
me:you know your cravin it baby
her:not so much
me:bummer!

HAHA I KNOW who that is !!!! HAHAHA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: WAKO on 08/07/09 12:01AM
Elaine: R u f**king kidding me
Me: Nope seriously!
Elaine: Where do you live?
Me: Fullerton, sooo?
Elaine: Whats your address?
Me: Why are you coming over?
Elaine: Yeah I think I might be in the area fri or sat....
Me: Are you serious?
Elaine: Sure
(Later came to find out she was after me to get some guys to beat me up! LOL  :32: :32: :32: :32: )

yea f*&^er they got my addy instead hahahahah ima test out my gloves see if the "titanium" on them is usefull. rather test em on some fool tryna act tuff than test em on the ground... hahahah
Ive seen this long ago...but thought it was NOT PEACHY for OC moto...

but anyhow....here is my copy and paste OF WHAT HAPPEND TO ME!!!!


ME: Can I ask you something.....
HER: What
ME: When u going to let me tap that?
HER: I'm not..you only want to kick it to get ass...and if that's what you want
your close enough to beach...go get a hocker






she spelled hocker instead of hooker. Swing an a fvcken big miss...

haha.a.a..a.a.


TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY. IM GOING TO EMAIL HER A LINK TO THIS THREAD
AND TELL HER SHE"S ON PAGE 4.

throw her pic up here too thtl really hurt haha

Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/07/09 12:12AM
This one is from a die hard unmarried MORMON girl! LMAO


Me:so when you gonna let me tap that?
her:say what?
me:you know what im saying girl
her:hahaha
her:in your dreams
me:you know your cravin it baby
her:not so much
me:bummer!

HAHA I KNOW who that is !!!! HAHAHA



lol this is actually a different mormon girl, but im gonna text that one to!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/07/09 12:13AM
This one is from a die hard unmarried MORMON girl! LMAO


Me:so when you gonna let me tap that?
her:say what?
me:you know what im saying girl
her:hahaha
her:in your dreams
me:you know your cravin it baby
her:not so much
me:bummer!

HAHA I KNOW who that is !!!! HAHAHA



lol this is actually a different mormon girl, but im gonna text that one to!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stella on 08/07/09 12:19AM
Figured the only safe way was to a guy friend who lives out of state. Yeah, right.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Seriously?!?
Me: Yep.
(5 minutes of no reply)
Him: Checked Travelocity. Can be there tomorrow night.
Me: NO! Just messing.
Him: Fu**. Was already booking my flight.  R u sure?
Me: I'm sure. Totally kidding. It's a game. Chill.
Him: How is this a game? Not funny.
(1 hour of nothing)
Him: I can still book it.
Him: (Phone Call) You must have been thinking of it or you wouldn't have said it.
Me: (Phone)**10 minutes of explanations.**
(an hour later)
Him: We could just hang out.

Epic fail.

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Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Quickie ツ on 08/07/09 12:23AM
HAHAHA. you cant tease guys :P
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: TheChad on 08/07/09 12:26AM
Figured the only safe way was to a guy friend who lives out of state. Yeah, right.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Seriously?!?
Me: Yep.
(5 minutes of no reply)
Him: Checked Travelocity. Can be there tomorrow night.
Me: NO! Just messing.
Him: Fu**. Was already booking my flight.  R u sure?
Me: I'm sure. Totally kidding. It's a game. Chill.
Him: How is this a game? Not funny.
(1 hour of nothing)
Him: I can still book it.
Him: (Phone Call) You must have been thinking of it or you wouldn't have said it.
Me: (Phone)**10 minutes of explanations.**
(an hour later)
Him: We could just hang out.

Epic fail.

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Girls cant do this to guys... Most guys will say yes.

This is better when you are a guy sending this to someone you absolutely know they will say no....and then they say yes. Not that would ever happen to me...
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Boswell on 08/07/09 12:27AM
Figured the only safe way was to a guy friend who lives out of state. Yeah, right.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Seriously?!?
Me: Yep.
(5 minutes of no reply)
Him: Checked Travelocity. Can be there tomorrow night.
Me: NO! Just messing.
Him: Fu**. Was already booking my flight.  R u sure?
Me: I'm sure. Totally kidding. It's a game. Chill.
Him: How is this a game? Not funny.
(1 hour of nothing)
Him: I can still book it.
Him: (Phone Call) You must have been thinking of it or you wouldn't have said it.
Me: (Phone)**10 minutes of explanations.**
(an hour later)
Him: We could just hang out.

Epic fail.

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um can you say DESPERATE?? lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: SCMotoRR on 08/07/09 12:39AM
good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Quickie ツ on 08/07/09 12:59AM
good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
OHH nice!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Diz on 08/07/09 01:05AM
So you either are admitting that you have no way with words with her, or that you said...."yeah, and....."

good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: KaroSportz on 08/07/09 01:16AM
good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
OHH nice!
[/quote]

See OCMoto is your friend in the good and the bad times!!!!!   Tell your gf it's a joke!! Show her the thread, lol.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 1fastrider on 08/07/09 08:50AM
me: YGWYGLMHT
her: Oh woooo ju wants ju come and get it baby:
me: where and when?
her: Hummm ur place after 7
me: Purrrfeccttt.  I'll make sure to stretch and be ready.
her: oh wow
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: SCMotoRR on 08/07/09 09:00AM
Quote
good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
OHH nice!

See OCMoto is your friend in the good and the bad times!!!!!   Tell your gf it's a joke!! Show her the thread, lol.

she got over it pretty quick but her initial reaction was "WTF? did you just text me that?" pretty funny
maybe i should try sending it to someone besides my girlfriend and see what happens
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sosteezy on 08/07/09 10:27AM
i am 0/4 with the ladies... but suprisingly i am 2 for 2 with the fellas lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FreeDaze on 08/07/09 10:28AM
i am 0/4 with the ladies... but suprisingly i am 2 for 2 with the fellas lol

I guarentee you someone somewhere is being paid good money by the government to get the same results.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Lucifer on 08/07/09 10:48AM
me= so when can I tap that?
her= I hope this was to me? Or are you texting your sancha

which followed by IM

her = did you just text me?
her = well did you or NOT?


ME = LOL!!!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sosteezy on 08/07/09 11:00AM
my last one has to be the best one so far...

me: yo girl when you gonna let me tap that
irene: uuuummmm where's calvin?
me: well?
irene: tap what? where the hell is calvin? is this chris? haha
me: calvin's right here! dont play dumb! Sooo?
irene: shut up! hahaha
me: so no to calvin, but yes for chris?
irene: wtf who is this! this isnt calvin!  he wouldn't say "when u gonna let me tap that" he doesnt even like girls
me: oh hell no... your loss newayz!
irene: hahahaha i'm not asian tho
me: don't have to be, i'm not picky
irene: u slut
me: i say good day!
irene: hahaha all of a sudden!
me: u only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow!
irene: OMG! haha! give me a ride on ur bike! LOL
me: ok deal, when?

looks like i might be 1 for 5!  whoohoo haha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stavesacre on 08/07/09 11:15AM
Wife...

Me. HGWYGTLMTT?
Her. Anytime, u know how I like it!
Me. Ahh you the best luv, I'll be home by 5:00.

WIN!


Just on a follow up....Got home... 

Me:So what do you want to do?
Her:Lets go for a swim!
Me:OK,...
Her:(after swim) so what do you want to do?
Me:I'm going to the guys house to play poker!
Her:WTF!!!!!!!

Later that night...
Me:(at the bedroom window) Let me in...I forgot my key! HEY, WAKE UP! (10 mins later....she lets me in!)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: TheChad on 08/07/09 11:22AM
I think a new rule needs to be instituted...

If you send a " When you gonna let me tap that" message to someone, and they are willing, you HAVE to follow through on it and tap them.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ta2dtrent on 08/07/09 11:38AM
me: YGWYGLMHT
her: Tonight 9pm,
bedroom..... ill be waiting naked in bed !!!!


I was in bed at 8:45 sharp waitin... LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: sl33pyriceboi on 08/07/09 12:20PM
to the GF

sl33pyriceboi: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: WTMJ (stands for wat the mo jo)
sl33pyriceboi: well
her: ill let you tap it whenever u want, baby.
sl33pyriceboi: u get off at 5?
her: u tell me.
her: u can get me off rite now.
sl33pyriceboi: how do u want it?
her: dirty
her: mmm. i like when u talk naught to me.
her: nautghy*
her: naughty*
her: lol
her: look what u did!
her: i cant even spell now

this thread was the grestest idea ever.....
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: SCMotoRR on 08/07/09 12:44PM
Quote
good job guys, after a thursday night of drinking, gf is upstairs mad at me because "I think she is a piece of ass" and instead of being with her I am posting this right now . . . FML
OHH nice!

See OCMoto is your friend in the good and the bad times!!!!!   Tell your gf it's a joke!! Show her the thread, lol.

It worked! just got this text:

her: baby when you coming home?
her: i need some afternoon delight
me: be home soon

haha, this thread is the greatest idea ever
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: eNiGmA on 08/07/09 12:49PM
Me: What are you doing for your b-day?
Her: I'm going to highlands nd Hollywood where club dva is at you should come :) well If your allowed
Me: Im down, are you getting a room?
Her: nah were getting a limo and just hitting a club in highlands if your down hit me up my num is (Sorry fellas!)
Me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Sorry hunny you have a gf and I have a bf Lol
Me: Its ok.. What they dont know wont hurt. Plus, whos says they havent done it to us. Just take it as your present!
Her: Haha your funny. I like the way u think. Well If you show up to the club maybe we can have sum fun.

Score!  :3:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: bumble bee on 08/07/09 12:50PM
Wife...

Me. HGWYGTLMTT?
Her. Anytime, u know how I like it!
Me. Ahh you the best luv, I'll be home by 5:00.

WIN!


Just on a follow up....Got home... 

Me:So what do you want to do?
Her:Lets go for a swim!
Me:OK,...
Her:(after swim) so what do you want to do?
Me:I'm going to the guys house to play poker!
Her:WTF!!!!!!!

Later that night...
Me:(at the bedroom window) Let me in...I forgot my key! HEY, WAKE UP! (10 mins later....she lets me in!)

LO f-ing L!!!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: HBHieu on 08/07/09 12:52PM
Last night while eating at Filipino Night 8/6/09 at Gerry's Grill

Me: YGSWYGLMTT?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Tap that! So when?
Her: You are weird!
Me: Hehehe lol
Her: Don't try to be who you are not ( :19:)
Me: Hehe my tattoo n motorcycle changed me! Lol (She hates them both)
Her: I'm at Sharkeez with my friends. Wanna join us?
Her: Coming?
Me: No! I will miss being there! Hanging with motorc friendz!
Her: We just left


FAIL? I think not. Later ...

Her: HEAT tonight?
Me: Cool! I will be there!

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Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Diz on 08/07/09 12:59PM
OK, now we need to know how many OC Moto forum LADIES got this texted or PM'd to them and what the results were.....COME ON people, do tell!  I see all these result posts and only believe maybe half of them....cuz there all from the wierdo's here...

...if you didn't get texted go ahead of give us some idea of how you would react if some random friend texted that to you.....yes, I'm bored "working" on a project that was supposed to be done YESTERDAY!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Famou$ on 08/07/09 01:12PM
Dont forget to tell them... "Face down.. ass up"
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Aditude on 08/07/09 02:05PM
me-Hey...when you gonna let me tap that
them-tap what?
me-U know
them-hahaha youre a funny guy. What are you doing?
me-That's not an answer
them-lol you know its yours whenever you want it baby!lol

I texted Shelly's best friend
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ghost of Chimster on 08/07/09 02:49PM
So someone sent this to ME on a number that I don't recognize...

Mystery man/woman: HWYGLMTT?
ME: LOL! Who is this?  I just sent the same message!
MM/W: Does it matter who it is can I tap that
ME: LOL! You do know who I am right?
ME: Besides the wifey will get mad. Har har!
MM/W: Yes I know who you are and she will get over it
ME: Then it's on like Donkey Kong...But if this is Pete or Felix I'm so killing you!
MM/W: Haha you will find out
ME: You're a dead man
Me: Let me guess, I find out when you post in the thread, right? ROFL!
MM/W: yup
ME: Nice

So I'm beating you to the punch sucker!!!! Felix I know it's you!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FreeDaze on 08/07/09 02:56PM
Chim if you cheat on me I swear to God this time it's really going to be over.

 :-*
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ghost of Chimster on 08/07/09 02:58PM
Chim if you cheat on me I swear to God this time it's really going to be over.

 :-*




ROFL!!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/07/09 03:09PM
This just happened! TOTALLY SHOT DOWN! HAHAHAHAHA

Me: YG,WYGLMTT?
Patricia: Never
Me: Why not?
Patricia: Ur not that lucky
Me: How do you know that?!
Patricia: I'm at work I don't have time for games!

HAHAHAHHAHA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: daft on 08/07/09 03:16PM
it just occured to me.  'chim' is another word in vietnamese for like the 'private area'.  usually kids use this word.  it's kinda like the english equivalent of 'wee wee' or 'weenor'.

is this some sort of coincidence?  or did you purposely name yourself this knowingly?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Fezz on 08/07/09 03:33PM
Me : So when can i tap that ?
Her : Hey ! We gotta hang out sometime, how are you ? <3
Me : So ? When can i tap that ? After we hang out ?
Her : Maybe : )
Me : Yes Or NO ?
Her : Maybe : D
Me : YES ?? NO ??
Her : Lets hang out tonight first !
Me : Let me tap that first !
Her : Hang out, first !
Me : Ill only hang out with you if you let me tap that
Her : Do you think im a whore ? I dont just hook up with anybody !!!
Me : Im not anybody though, im Fezz !
Me : So is that a yes ?
Her : NO !!!
Me : No to hanging out or no to Tapping that ?
Her : BOTH !!!
Me : Lets go get drunk together


DAMN haha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/07/09 03:35PM
This was close but no cigar! =P
Felix yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
3:06pm

Kimberly ahaha hi
how are you
3:07pm

(Convo for 20 mins)

Felix lol so you still didn't answer the question.
lol
3:21pm

Kimberly haha naww mann
3:22pm

Felix hahaha ok y not? lol
3:22pm

Kimberly haha i donno
3:22pm

Felix lol then? lol
3:23pm

Kimberly you live too farrr
3:23pm

Felix meet half way? haha
3:23pm

Kimberly haha i shouldnt waste my gas money im broke
3:24pm

Felix once u get gas money lol
3:25pm

Kimberly haha i dont think so mang
3:25pm

Felix haha argh
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Diz on 08/07/09 04:13PM
....you are always laughing!............there must be a continuous laugh track going on in your mind!.....HAHAHAHAHA!................LOL LOL!  ;D <--------Feel Licks!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/07/09 04:18PM
....you are always laughing!............there must be a continuous laugh track going on in your mind!.....HAHAHAHAHA!................LOL LOL!  ;D <--------Feel Licks!

Its true Dan! If you ever see me not laughing there is a problem.....LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/07/09 04:26PM
dang fezz ur the man
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/07/09 04:44PM
me: hey girl wen r u gunna let me tap that?
her: ok, have you been drinking already?
me: answer the question.
her: y should i.
me: cuz u knw u want to
her: u had ur chance, it set sail.
me: no way. u knw how that went down. lets try again.
her: i think u jst dnt knw how to b without a g.f.
me: so.... can i tap that?
her: lol. unbelievable, how classy of u. no. ;)
me: i dnt think i believe u.
her:y is that?
me:cuz i knw u want me. u just dnt want the drama.
---------------5 mins pass-------------
me: well?
her: wow. ur so arrogant.



Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stella on 08/07/09 06:40PM
Married female friend.

Me: SWYGLMTT?
Her: What?????? :-/
Me: Cmon...u know u want 2.
Her: Huh!!!!!!!!! :-/
Her: Dang girl u r scarin moi!

That's it.  Guess I should call her.  ::)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ghost of Chimster on 08/07/09 06:58PM
it just occured to me.  'chim' is another word in vietnamese for like the 'private area'.  usually kids use this word.  it's kinda like the english equivalent of 'wee wee' or 'weenor'.

is this some sort of coincidence?  or did you purposely name yourself this knowingly?

I'm Taiwanese...but if you like I can fake the Viet accent for you the next time we hang...
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: eNiGmA on 08/07/09 07:32PM
Me: What are you doing for your b-day?
Her: I'm going to highlands nd Hollywood where club dva is at you should come :) well If your allowed
Me: Im down, are you getting a room?
Her: nah were getting a limo and just hitting a club in highlands if your down hit me up my num is (Sorry fellas!)
Me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Sorry hunny you have a gf and I have a bf Lol
Me: Its ok.. What they dont know wont hurt. Plus, whos says they havent done it to us. Just take it as your present!
Her: Haha your funny. I like the way u think. Well If you show up to the club maybe we can have sum fun.

Score!  :3:

UPDATE:

Her: However last time we talked you had a girl friend right?
Me: I have a wife, you just gave your number to couple hundred guys on a forum.
Her: Asshole
Me: Nice talking to you again =)
Me: Till next time
Her: Im going to hurt you.
Me: Its a joke =P sheesh!

 :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: WOTWOP on 08/07/09 08:38PM
ME:Hey beautiful when you gonna let me tap that?

HER:Take a number and please wait till your number is called

ME:Why should I take a number? after all it is me we're talking about and I'm pretty damn sexy

HER:There is a line. I) can't ask them to just wait

ME:You can if it's a VIP like me

HER:Sorry I got a hot piece of P*ssy ahead of you and P*ssy trumps you any day

ME:or you know a threesom could work I'm not greedy

HER:How about I let you watch and we call it even

ME:Nope I need some action

HER:your loss
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/07/09 09:27PM
i got a good one but its really long and i ends up nowhere.
im tryin to at least send me a pic of her boobs
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: WAKO on 08/07/09 09:38PM
ahhahahahah this threads too funny!!

ME:Hey when you gonna let me tap that?

HER:im drunk... how fast can u get to vegas?

ME:how fast can u get to my house?

HER:ill be there sunday night... be ready...

ME:bring ur friend.... shes cute

HER: if u behave from now till then... maybe.

ME: ill be good hahahah





well i guess ima be behaving myself this weekend (yea right)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/07/09 09:50PM
i cant believe this sh!t actually works.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 1fastrider on 08/07/09 10:14PM
worked for me last night.  :)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: k1mber1y on 08/07/09 11:32PM
So Felix facebook chatted me the whole SWYGLMTT?
And I thought it was hilarious. And sent it to a bunch of guys in my phone.

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Jorge: HAHA I KNOW DIS IS NOT KIM LMAO
Me: You didnt answer my question. So?
Jorge: WENEVER YOU WANT... WHOS DIS LOL
Me: Lol sorry man. Im just playin, its a game some1 sent me it to
Jorge: HAHA SO WEN YOU GUNNA LET ME TAP DAT? HA
Me: Lmao. Sorry man..not happening
Jorge: LOL DAMMIT HAHA

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Sean: Very funny. Who is this
Me: You didnt answer the question. So?
Sean: Well if this is kim then i guess when ever you want i didnt know thats what you wanted
Me: Score! Haha man im just playin with ya, its a game..my friend sent it to me too
Sean: Are you kidding
Me: About what haha you still wanna?
Sean: What tap that haHA
Me: You know it..haha
Sean: Ok well how bout you give me a call when you want to fudge and i am free ok. I am about to clock in at work
Me: Are you being serious?
Sean: Yes. I am
   Me: ( I'm not at liberty to write what I actually wrote here haha)

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Felix: Maybe who this
Me: Hey felix! This is Kim, i just sent this out to a bunch of my guy friends. Im in the process of texting everyone back. Im 2 for 2 so far, i have a feeling ill be really good at this game. And im having too much fun
Felix: Yea i got in a lot of trouble when i did it
Me: Well for me. Im just making guys dissappointed..no trouble
Felix: Lol of course your a girl lol
Me: Lol ya i kno
Felix: Hahaha

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Jermaine: Haha wtf this aint kim...
Me: The one and only. You didnt answer my question. So?
Jermaine: Youre way too shy to ask me that... But if this is really you then im down whenever...
Me: Its really me, i swear.
Me: Damn. This is a game im playin man, i was just messin with ya. My friend sent it to me too
Jermaine: What was the point of that game? To see if id have sex with you?
Me: I dont know. But um..its fun.. you should play. Just text 'hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?' to all your girl friends.. (disclosed)
Jermaine: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Jermaine: ?
Me: Andrew told me your the shy one. You aint actin like it haha. (disclosed)
Jermaine: (disclosed) be prepared cuz ive been dyin to try somethin new I learned... But yeah... (disclosed)
Me: (disclosed)
Jermaine: Haha my bad... well at least you know now... Ever had a full body orgasm?
Jermaine: Oh and I was just playin your lil game when I ask you... Lol
Me: Haha sure sure
Jermaine: Anyways... What are you doin tonight?
Jermaine: And dont take that as a sexual question... Unless you want to take it like that I guess..
Me: Haha ya you knew i was gonna take it like that huh. Lol ya i got no plans

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Chase: Lol..do u no wat u just sent me..hahahahah
Chase: Shy kim...r u serious?
Me: Ya you wanna?
Chase: Ya..if u can handle it..lol
Me: Score! Okay im so sorry man this is just a game. I was just kidding..my friend sent it to me to..and its really fun
Chase: Lol..I wanted 2 giv u the answer u was lookin 4..lol
Me: Lol right right
Chase: Lol..4sho..ttul

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Hameed: Haha i wish im back in mi
Me: Ya i know, i just wanted to get your response, i sent that out to like 10 guys. Its a game..haha my friend sent it to me too and im gonna post all the answers up on this thread. It was really funny
Hameed: Haha dork i ws about to say huh
Me: Lol

Me: Hey so when you gonna let me tap that?
Andrew: What you mean
Me: You know what i mean. You wanna?
Andrew: What about jermaine though
Me: Lmao i was just messing with you man..sorry its just a game..my friend send it to me 2..and all the responses are going up on this thread..its actually been pretty damn funny
Andrew: Haha you got me all like wtf
Andrew: Suprised i didnt see you in the gym today
Me: Oh and ill be there in a lil bit
Andrew: I thought your coming im leaving soon
Me: Im here
   (at la fitness laughing about it and later on speaker phone with jermaine talking about it, haha apparently i almost gave andrew a boner)

Haha i say seven for seven right? All these guys would have been down if they thought I was serious. But i'm not a playa i just like to play the game. And 2 guys didnt text back btw, wonder what theyre gonna think when i run into them in the future lol, sterling and brett.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: FEEL_LICKS on 08/08/09 12:55AM
Kim?!?! HAHA Joining just cause you want to play! HAHAHA
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 1fastrider on 08/09/09 10:14AM
chicks are just mean like that  :(
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Hawk92678 on 08/09/09 01:26PM
Me: Hey babe, so when you going to let me tap that?
Brit: Wow someone's desperate.
Me: for you sexy!
Brit: And every other girl you'd like to boink?
Me: like a clown!
Brit: What? are you drunk?
Me: from all that ass girl you got in that trunk
Brit: Sure take me right now baby
5min later
brit:So when you free?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: mikeK6Gsxr600 on 08/18/09 12:28PM
in case you couldnt get enought.

i came across a website dedicated to this spoof:

http://www.canitapthat.com/index.php

 :8:

very funny conversations on that website.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Diz on 07/25/10 07:10PM
Someone tried this on me today.....heeeeelarious! 

NECROpost.....reminded me of this thread......
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: k on 07/25/10 07:12PM
Someone tried this on me today.....heeeeelarious! 

NECROpost.....reminded me of this thread......

For all of our sake, I hope it was a girl Dan.  :32:

- K
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Julie on 07/25/10 07:42PM
ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
Godmom: You want tap water?
ME: Just bottled plz.  kthnxbai!

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
Male: Whenever you want baby
ME: Uhh go study.
Male: Already done!!!
ME: kthnkxbai
Male: Hmm I'm confused

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
Male: Now
ME: Uhh go study.
Male: :( lol
Male: Arent you supposed to be at church lol

ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
Male: Where are you?
ME: Home
Male: Can I pick you up?
ME: Uhh go study.
Male: I love you.
ME: kthnkxbai


This is all within the first 3 minutes that I sent the messages out (10 people total).  Will update more later as more flow in.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/25/10 08:32PM



so much potential but you chickened out on all of them.




more texts to your godmom. that had insane potential.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Julie on 07/25/10 08:51PM

so much potential but you chickened out on all of them.




more texts to your godmom. that had insane potential.

When you gonna let me tap that?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/25/10 08:57PM

so much potential but you chickened out on all of them.




more texts to your godmom. that had insane potential.

When you gonna let me tap that?

I'm your first cousin. Our parents are siblings.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Julie on 07/25/10 09:21PM
I'm your first cousin. Our parents are siblings.

So, going back to the question...
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/25/10 09:42PM
I'm your first cousin. Our parents are siblings.

So, going back to the question...

Next time you see me. Just don't tell my mom.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: djstrider on 07/25/10 10:29PM
this thread is so full of win
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Motochic on 07/26/10 01:55AM
im gonna try this out tmrw
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Oddball.lyn on 07/26/10 10:01AM
Awww this brings back such warm and fuzzy memories.  Yay!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/26/10 11:10AM
Holy crap, so awesome.

For your pleasure, I texted my friend:

Me: Hey sexy, can I tap that?
Her: Um... YES!
Me: Sweet, that was easy.  Will your boy toy join us?
Her: Which one?
Me: How bout all of them?
Her: Works for me.
Me: Score, I always love a good old fashioned orgy.
Her: Amen sista!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: shawndoh on 07/26/10 11:40AM

this was kind of out of character for me, so most of my responses were along the lines of- Stupid- you must be bored, what are you up to? Fun none the less.


lynn, 33, hairdresser, black


me. hey, so when are you gonna let me tap that?
lynn.  lol
me. seriously though, i forgot how amazing your azz :11:  is and i could use some exercise  :17:.
lynn. you mean, just sex- no strings?
me.   yeah
lynn. your ready anytime?
me. for you? open ended offer-
lynn.  ha ha ha

after that she just started talking about normal stuff- to savvy to really play along with me. plus, she is already familiar with my point of view  ;D


erika, 24ish, kinda single mom, latina

me. hey, so i forgot to ask you, when you gonna let me tap that?
erika. is this mitchell's friend  :o ?
me. no, what about tonight?
erika. you want even tell me who is this is.
me.   i know, it's just i have a crush on you and what if you shoot me down?
erika. whatever, i am too classy for this.
me.   so that's a maybe?
erika. who is this?

yada, yada. 

jasmine, 30 something, half-assed life time student, egyptian 

me. hey, so when can i come by and tap that?
jasmine. someone already text me that. i can't believe you.
me. i know, were all the same huh?
jasmine. pretty much, what have you been up to?

yada, yada.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Super Jaymze on 07/26/10 03:06PM
So I tried this with my wife...

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/SuperJaymze/9669c9fd.jpg)

She's still mad.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/26/10 03:46PM
So I tried this with my wife...

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/SuperJaymze/9669c9fd.jpg)

She's still mad.

GOLD!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: abearden on 07/26/10 03:51PM
Jaymze, that's when you tell her it's your bed and you're sleeping in it, damnit!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Asphalt Assault on 07/26/10 04:24PM
Me:  So when you gonna let me tap that?
Kara:  Ass hooooooleee! NE ways hope your having a good day, I'm swamped!
Me:  How about a real response, when are you gonna let me tap that? (winky face inserted)
Kara:  F-off, how do you like that response? Thats love baby
Me: Tapping that would be love too, no?

No response. A moderate fail for me.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: kingkong5 on 07/26/10 04:27PM

Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: LMAO. Never.
Me: Ouch! Because im too fat? i could get in shape for you.
her: Lol, no, bcuz you're too married!
Me: Oh, Andrea would be there too. But we have to flip a coin to see who gets the strap on. :)
her: Oh, no need for the coin toss. U wd be the one GETTING the strap on, right in the keister, guaranteed.
Me: you say that as though I would be complaining?
her: Oh. EWWW. TMI!
Me: And if for some reason I wasn't married, we'd still never hook up? that's a crying shame.
her: Not if u want strap ons in the keister!
Me: don't knock it till you try it. we can just do it normal style if you want, i'm not picky. how do you want it?
pause
Me: You are the most attractive, smart and funny single mamas i know!
her: Haha, thank you! Or we can just get massages and u can daydream. ;)
Me: been there, done that.
her: LOL...touche.
Me: indeed, you have a fine touche
Me: so a playa can't get any love over here?
her: Playas don't want love...they want bootie.
Me: u know, if I could rearrange the letters in the alphabet, U and I would be a lot closer together.
her: Ohhh, that's bad, really really bad. But LOL.
Me: did it hurt?
Me: when u fell down from heaven?
her: Next one's gonna be worse, I can already tell.
Me: those pants look very becoming on you.
Me: and if I was in your pants I'd becoming too.
her: Make it STOP! My eyes are bleeding
her: ...Aaaand SCENE. Nice work, playa. Keep my name off the marquee, k?
her: Lol
pause
Me: so, when u gonna let me tap that?
her: Lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Super Jaymze on 07/26/10 04:46PM
Jaymze, that's when you tell her it's your bed and you're sleeping in it, damnit!

LOL Yeah, then she'll castrate me in my sleep.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: LBCR1 on 07/26/10 04:54PM
Jaymze, that's when you tell her it's your bed and you're sleeping in it, damnit!

LOL Yeah, then she'll castrate me in my sleep.


you are married so you dont use it anyway
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: kingkong5 on 07/26/10 04:54PM
Jaymze, that's when you tell her it's your bed and you're sleeping in it, damnit!

LOL Yeah, then she'll castrate me in my sleep.


you are married so you dont use it anyway

Of course us married guys use it. It's just that we're alone when we are using it.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Super Jaymze on 07/26/10 04:57PM
Jaymze, that's when you tell her it's your bed and you're sleeping in it, damnit!

LOL Yeah, then she'll castrate me in my sleep.


you are married so you dont use it anyway

Of course us married guys use it. It's just that we're alone when we are using it.

:32:  :32:  :32:  :32:  :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Fezz on 07/26/10 05:31PM
So I tried this with my wife...

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/SuperJaymze/9669c9fd.jpg)

She's still mad.

lol. owned.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/26/10 06:10PM
I tried two more people and got mostly boring responses:

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: You can tap that. :)  This coming weekend might be out, I don't even have a car right now.

and

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Eh?
Me: Sex.
Him: How?
Me: Do you really need an explanation on how it works? :P

...he then proceeded to call me instead of texting.


Yeah...I pick some real winners.  :P

Also, I think this works better for guys, but it's still a hell of a lot of fun.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ♠aшσl♠ on 07/26/10 06:13PM
hehe trying it now....
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: J.ReaL on 07/26/10 06:14PM
LOL... Im finna try this asap! Haha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Pink on 07/26/10 06:17PM
This is funny!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/26/10 07:04PM
And on facebook, apparently only the gay guys love me:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/Tatem/tapthat.jpg)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/26/10 07:36PM
turn em!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/26/10 07:40PM
turn em!

Hm, I do like a good challenge...
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/26/10 07:42PM
turn em!

Hm, I do like a good challenge...

go out and bag yourself a good one :P
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: LBCR1 on 07/26/10 07:44PM
should i try this... nah the girls i know would kick my arse
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/26/10 07:46PM
should i try this... nah the girls i know would kick my arse

That's part of the fun.  ;)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Jet (aka Jbao) on 07/26/10 07:48PM
should i try this... nah the girls i know would kick my arse

That's part of the fun.  ;)

and who knows where it could lead!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: LBCR1 on 07/26/10 07:50PM
oh i know where it will lead to my arse getting kicked lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Casual Devil on 07/26/10 08:23PM
Oh snap I'm glad this thread is back.  Sent texts out to 3 random chicks (including a close friend's girl).  Will post results later... if I don't get murdered first.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: kingkong5 on 07/26/10 09:01PM
apparently this does not work well when everyone knows you are married. at least with the girls I tried.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: RedRider4Life on 07/26/10 09:20PM
Me: Hey girl, when you goinna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: You heard me.
Her: This is coming from the guy that waited til my wedding day to kiss me in frnt of my new husband!
Me: Hehe, so I'm pretty sure there's beer in hell, Tucker max said so!
Her: Who the F**k is Tucker Max?
Me: Don't read into it- So what's the answer?

No response......
I just sprayed my laptop with Double Noodle soup...dam it
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: J.ReaL on 07/26/10 10:11PM
Pretty much tried it to my next door neighbor and what did her face say to mah face.... .. "SLAPPPPPPPP!"







J/K... Ahahaha although I've really thought about asking some random chick that same question. Probably will get the same response. Maybe in a different country. LOL
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Motochic on 07/27/10 08:15PM
it took me a while but i finally got the guts to send the text to 5 guys so far only 1 answered. I literally just sent it

me: so when u gonna let me tap that
him: if i get off work in a bit ill hit it

1 in 5 so far
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Rayne on 07/27/10 08:42PM
Oddly enough, the willingness in responses from girls asking guys seems to be much higher than those from guys asking girls.  :P
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Motochic on 07/27/10 09:00PM
Prolly cuz they know what the answer will be

me: so when u gonna let me tap that
guy2: when i bite my neck ;)
me: i dnt get it
him: when u bite my neck
me: umm ok
text messages got explicit frm thr.


me: so when u gonna let me tap that?
guy3: lol....like that ur man? Dont care
me: i aint got no man. Havent for over 2 years

me: so when u gonna let me tap that
guy4: haha...one step @ a time girl we still @ 1st base. U let me no when u wantto go to 2nd base?
me: haha i was joking its a text goin around.
Him: haha so u still didnt answer my question

Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Kevin on 04/07/11 11:37AM
Sigh... this didn't go as well (funny) as I'd hoped:

Girl 1:
Me: SO when are you gonna...
Girl: Whenever you want ;)
Me: Oh rly?
Girl: Oh ya
Me: Oh sexy!
Girl: :-*
Me: I knew I could count on giving you the best night of your life
Girl: Don't keep me waiting...


Girl 2:
Me: So when are you...
Girl: When do you think?
Me: Hmmm. Now?
Girl: Mm nah, not now

Then it turned into hockey talk... FAIL


Girl 3:
Me: So when are you...
Girl: Haha um what?
Me: Oh you know!
Girl: I'm confused!
Me: Most girls are when I pose that question
Girl: Haha yeah ok
Me: So what do you think?
No response.... FAIL

Girl 4:
Me: So when you...
Girl: I'm dtf tom night. You?
Me: Tonight, tom night, the night after...
Girl: Don't tease me.

I sent a few more, and haven't gotten responses yet.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Oddball.lyn on 04/07/11 03:20PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Stella on 04/07/11 03:35PM
Omg, Lyn. That's hysterical. Is this the romantic love story to be shared with relatives at the wedding? The priest, "Do you take this woman, and promise to tap that, 'til death do you part?"
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: abearden on 04/07/11 03:39PM
Omg, Lyn. That's hysterical. Is this the romantic love story to be shared with relatives at the wedding? The priest, "Do you take this woman, and promise to tap that, 'til death do you part?"
Love it! +1
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: chrisweir.com on 04/07/11 03:59PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D


 :12:


 :1:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: killerchops87 on 04/07/11 04:09PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Kevin on 04/07/11 04:33PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: killerchops87 on 04/07/11 04:40PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

Gasp! You didnt know?
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Oddball.lyn on 04/07/11 04:46PM
Omg, Lyn. That's hysterical. Is this the romantic love story to be shared with relatives at the wedding? The priest, "Do you take this woman, and promise to tap that, 'til death do you part?"

Yeah.... I'm sure I'll share that with the kids and grandkids one day.  I have no shame.  As for the day of the wedding well I guess it could be worked into the vows, "I promise to love you and let you tap that for as long as I shall live" hahahaha...... probably not at the ceremony but it would make a great toast story at the reception when I thank Christa for flailing her hands about that fateful night.   ;)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Kevin on 04/07/11 05:02PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

Gasp! You didnt know?

I guess I am new!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: CougarHunter on 04/07/11 05:13PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

Gasp! You didnt know?

I guess I am new!

is there for real? what is the site? that sounds to lovely.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: g23 on 04/07/11 06:26PM
Im wondering if Kim ever said yes.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: InnerSpark on 04/07/11 08:25PM
Damn this thread to hell... I can't get the idea out of my head of doing this to some friends just to see there responses.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: jedisurfer1 on 04/07/11 08:32PM
haha I'm going to text this to some friends.  I'm so gonna get into so much smurfin trouble.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ninJAY250 on 04/07/11 10:44PM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkYYAJEKjIQ

 :32:    :32:    :32:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: killerchops87 on 04/08/11 08:56AM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkYYAJEKjIQ

 :32:    :32:    :32:

Lol. I was effen with you guys about meeting my future wife on cougar forums but I do have a hot MILF as a gf.
haha I'm going to text this to some friends.  I'm so gonna get into so much smurfin trouble.

Make sure they have a good sence of humor, and they arent in super love with their current BF. I lost a few friends becuase of it. Muahahahaha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: killerchops87 on 04/08/11 08:59AM
Old thread that came back to life.... I pulled this on a fellow OC Moto member back in August of 09 when the thread started.  It was joke that wasn't meant to be sent, but my roomie at the time made hand gestures and brushed the send button on my phone.  All I could do was see what he would say in response.  Well lo and behold two years later we're engaged.  Yeah.....  :D

Ahh, no way. :')   Thats so awesome. Internet love.

Side note:

I met my future wife on the cougar forums.

There is a forum for older women seeking young men?

Gasp! You didnt know?

I guess I am new!

is there for real? what is the site? that sounds to lovely.
http://www.gocougar.com/Forums/introduce-yourself/5599-another-cougar-town.html
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: allthatremains03 on 04/08/11 01:57PM
Thought this would be a good first-post opportunity...


Me:WUGLMTD?
GF: You man whore!
Pause...
GF: Depends, when u commin over 2night?
Me: Umm, now...?
GF: OMG Are u having sex with yourself at work?? I want to get in on some of that!

Hahaha.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Haters=Motivation on 04/09/11 11:52AM
Me: haha....so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Right now
Me: You ready for it?
Her: I am but your not
Me: Oh really? Prove it. I'll leave the door unlocked.
Her: Okay

Success.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: วrŽฎล๑! on 04/09/11 07:52PM

Me:WUGLMTD?
Quote

Ok, I'm decently acronym saavy, but this one has me stumped.  What does it mean?  I might have to use it  :26:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: AlmosTryin on 04/09/11 07:55PM
Lol Rani

Quoting > you

And its an acronym for the game
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: CBRunyan on 04/09/11 07:59PM
Me - So when u gonna let me tap that?
Lisa - LOL! Get off of OC Moto.
Oh well, I tried.... ::)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: วrŽฎล๑! on 04/09/11 08:03PM
Lol Rani

Quoting > you

And its an acronym for the game
Doh! (http://www.thecatarena.com/forum/images/smilies/doh.gif)  Thank Ryan...I'm a little slow at times.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ThrillQuest on 04/09/11 10:27PM
Thank you for this thread.  I'm 1/1 and that's all I need.

Me: Hey girl, so when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hi! Tap what?
Me: Good evening!  Don't toy with me, you know what I want.
Her: David?
Me: Yes'm.  When are you going to let me tap that sweet *ss?
Her: Oh wow!
Me: Hm?
Her: I get off work at 1130

Good night ladies and gents!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: DucDiva696 on 04/10/11 09:05AM
^ :32:  This thread is cracking me up.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Clem Kevin on 04/10/11 09:59AM
Shit, I wish I knew girls that were less intelligent and less self-respecting that would fall for this.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: CougarHunter on 04/10/11 11:02AM
At this point in life, i dont have to ask. the chick would laugh at such an unneeded question by me. its my statment. i like this thread though. i can only imagine.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: g23 on 05/21/11 08:38PM
Shit, I wish I knew girls that were less intelligent and less self-respecting that would fall for this.


Thats the best part, its now about getting chicks to fall for it, its about just getting some kicks out of it.. but you never know till you try..   I tried it and got 1 yes and 2 maybes after a ton of what the hell are you talking about and them asking if it was really me..  good times good times..
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 05/21/13 12:50PM
This is one of my favorite threads ever. And its been a while, so lets get this going again. Lots of new people to contribute.

And......... GO.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: ThrillQuest on 05/21/13 01:06PM
...She sent me a picture of her engine block with a bored out spark plug hole and said "Any time, no charge".  Clever.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: BigSapz on 05/21/13 01:27PM
From the OP on the GTO forum

Why he should hit it = "Your dad thought you might be depressed cuz your dog got all fat"

LMFAO - Hard to top that
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ducati Boy on 05/21/13 02:13PM
just messaged 2 girls. Let's see what happens.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 05/21/13 02:18PM
just messaged 2 girls. Let's see what happens.

this (surprisingly) has very good results. a lot of people have gotten lucky with this approach.

good luck 
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: h2opoloplyr_11 on 05/21/13 05:12PM
Hahahhahahahah too much of a chicken sh*t to do this.....but what the hell......if it they get pissed off, ill link this thread to them.... hopefully non members will be able to read this thread.....  :21:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Gixxer370z on 05/21/13 05:54PM
Question sent waiting for results.....
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Gixxer370z on 05/21/13 06:02PM
Me: hey when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: tonight
Her: tomorrow
Her: the next after...
Me: nice can't wait, how do u like it?
Her: depends
Me: depends on what?
Her: I'll show u
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: mbstr on 05/21/13 06:08PM
The wifes at a girl scout dinner, Ima hit her up right in the middle of it. Curious how this is gonna go cuz Im due!!! :31: (AWESOME THREAD!) :29:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: KawiKess on 05/21/13 10:40PM
lol you guys are crazy
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ducati Boy on 05/21/13 10:42PM
I have put a few out there, with way more to come. A few responses and a few floaters. I'll post my final results on Friday when I'm back at work. Lets see what I can manage with 2 days off. Hahaha.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 2wheel_love on 05/22/13 12:15AM
Hahaha I've only got one reply so far but its a good one! This thread is the shit!

Me: WYGLMTT
Her: uhhh what? hahah
Me: When you gunna let me tap that!
Her: Omg I totally thought thats what it was too but I wasnt sure haha
Me: soo tomorrow morning?
Her: text me in the morning when you wake up!

 :29:
Title: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: g23 on 05/22/13 07:48AM
I really enjoy this topic! Just sent some messages out.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bolted Down on 05/22/13 09:28AM
me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Ready anytime
me: so how about friday night?
her: sure. make a party of it? I'll invite a few more people. Wouldn't want you trying to finish it off by yourself
me: I can handle it
her: It would LITERALLY kill you
me: I'm a big boy, I can handle it
her: hahaha over estimate much?
me: what? get the f--- out. you've seen me naked, you know I can handle it
her: yeah so????
long pause
her: we're talking about the keg right?


FYI...She just put a kegerator in her bar
lmmfao
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Gixxer370z on 05/22/13 09:38AM
Well second one didnt go so well. Had her bf call me n ask wtf?!? Lol done wit this thread
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bolted Down on 05/22/13 09:43AM
me: so what are you gonna let me tap that?
her: funny. asshole
me: ANAL? YEEESSSSS please!
her: OMG shut up
me: so? saturday then?
her: not this or any other saturday
me: well I'm busy sunday so it will have to be monday night. I'll be there at 7
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
me: I'm not hearing a 'no'
her: No no no no no no no no no no no
pause
me: send me a pic of your boobs?
her: no. drop it
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bolted Down on 05/22/13 10:03AM
this is fun
lol
luckily my friends are used to be doing stupid stuff like this

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol when are you gonna be single?
me: ummm...i've been single for over a year now sweetie. Keep up
her: really? you and laura broke up?
me: yup. April. LAST year.
her: why didn't I know that?
me: cause you're blonde?
her: im a tard. Maybe if I was in the states more often
me: because the whole looking for a new place to live conversations over the last year weren't clear enough
her: I thought you meant for the both of you, didn't realize it was just you
me: so when ya gonna let me tap it?
her: hmmmm
her: show me. I want a pic
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: thtanner on 05/22/13 10:03AM
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
(http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg/550px-Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg)
Title: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: OCR6714 on 05/22/13 10:30AM
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
(http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg/550px-Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg)

If ur not blood related its only frowned upon lol
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bolted Down on 05/23/13 08:32AM
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
(http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/e/e8/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg/550px-Escape-the-Friend-Zone-Step-1.jpg)

If ur not blood related its only frowned upon lol

well she did date my best friend for almost 10 years
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Talon on 05/23/13 08:40AM
ME: WYGLMTT
HER: YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
ME: WHAT KIND OF WORK? WANT ME TO LAY SOME PIPE?
HER:I WANT TO BE WINED AND DINED- AND BY THAT I MEAN I WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS AND ORDER SOME PIZZA

GOTTA LOVE THE WIFE!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: skyungjae on 05/23/13 08:45AM
ME: WYGLMTT
HER: YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
ME: WHAT KIND OF WORK? WANT ME TO LAY SOME PIPE?
HER:I WANT TO BE WINED AND DINED- AND BY THAT I MEAN I WANT TO TAKE SOME SHOTS AND ORDER SOME PIZZA

GOTTA LOVE THE WIFE!

It doesn't count if it's a wife or girlfriend.  That's like gambling with candy instead of real money.
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: modog on 05/23/13 10:23AM
me: so what are you gonna let me tap that?
her: funny. asshole
me: ANAL? YEEESSSSS please!
her: OMG shut up
me: so? saturday then?
her: not this or any other saturday
me: well I'm busy sunday so it will have to be monday night. I'll be there at 7
her: you're like my brother. It would just be creepy and weird.
me: I'm not hearing a 'no'
her: No no no no no no no no no no no
pause
me: send me a pic of your boobs?
her: no. drop it

You've got some funny ass friends! I love it. The keg one is great!!!
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Bolted Down on 05/23/13 11:56AM
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: how about after I'm dead?  lol
me: amend your will. Mississippi doesn't have any laws forbidding necrophilia and the US doesn't have any either, it's all state codes.
her: really? I thought there would be a national law like against murder, kidnapping and that stuff
me: actually those are all state laws as well. The only things that are federally criminal are things that pertain specifically to the federal govt like tax evasion and treason
her: is that why in some states people get harsher punishments than others?
me: yup
her: i always wondered...oh and by the way wtf is up with that? I'd be cold, dry and lifeless. I'd just lay there. Besides, ewwwww gross.
me: that would be different how? you probably just lay there cold, dry and lifeless on a regular basis.
her: shut up! I do not
me: prove it
her: just ask Renee then. Geezus
me: what if the doc shot you up with Novocaine so you didn't feel it?
her: lmmfao that would be the only way while I'm alive
me: since I don't want you to die anytime soon and since you'll probably all wrinkly and not hot anymore when you're old and die that's the only option. Well unless you're paralized from the waist down which I hope doesn't happen. Let me google it and see if I can find a dr. who didn't take his hippocratic oath too seriously
her: lol dead from the waist down is the only way way a dick is ever going in me
me: you would so totally do me if you were straight
her: or if you were a girl. get a sex change and it's on baby. It'll be fun. We'll get married and burn it sacrificially at the wedding
me: ok let me make an appointment and get my dick cut off so I can have sex with lesbians - said no guy ever
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: 2wheel_love on 05/23/13 11:59AM
 :32:
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: how about after I'm dead?  lol
me: amend your will. Mississippi doesn't have any laws forbidding necrophilia and the US doesn't have any either, it's all state codes.
her: really? I thought there would be a national law like against murder, kidnapping and that stuff
me: actually those are all state laws as well. The only things that are federally criminal are things that pertain specifically to the federal govt like tax evasion and treason
her: is that why in some states people get harsher punishments than others?
me: yup
her: i always wondered...oh and by the way wtf is up with that? I'd be cold, dry and lifeless. I'd just lay there. Besides, ewwwww gross.
me: that would be different how? you probably just lay there cold, dry and lifeless on a regular basis.
her: shut up! I do not
me: prove it
her: just ask Renee then. Geezus
me: what if the doc shot you up with Novocaine so you didn't feel it?
her: lmmfao that would be the only way while I'm alive
me: since I don't want you to die anytime soon and since you'll probably all wrinkly and not hot anymore when you're old and die that's the only option. Well unless you're paralized from the waist down which I hope doesn't happen. Let me google it and see if I can find a dr. who didn't take his hippocratic oath too seriously
her: lol dead from the waist down is the only way way a dick is ever going in me
me: you would so totally do me if you were straight
her: or if you were a girl. get a sex change and it's on baby. It'll be fun. We'll get married and burn it sacrificially at the wedding
me: ok let me make an appointment and get my dick cut off so I can have sex with lesbians - said no guy ever

 :32: :1:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Ducati Boy on 05/24/13 08:23AM
Sent to one of my boys to get a laugh.

One girl i wrote got really upset and was insulted. lol. i was like its a Fing joke relax. but if you said yes id be about it. hahaha
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 05/30/13 12:37PM
 :3:
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: Israel Torres on 05/30/13 07:58PM
ROFL - told a friend to try it out! I'm the Internet guy he is referring to! HAHAHAHA
(http://i.imgur.com/hjlwKeh.png)
Title: Re: so when you gonna let me tap that?
Post by: -KENNETH- on 08/21/15 07:23AM
Bump.

Tried to bring this back a while ago. Let's try again.

Be sure to read the first post